By LIAM LACEY
Special to The Globe and Mail
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
Shortly after takeoff from Heathrow Airport this past fall, a barefoot young woman sat in the empty Icelandair seat next to me, wearing a princess-waist dress with orange mandala swirls and a pendant on her forehead. She introduced herself to me as Cynthia, but said she was thinking of changing it to Celestia.
She and her boyfriend, Richie, had been trekking through Central Asia. In Afghanistan, someone had sold Richie a carved dove made out of hashish and they had smoked it. Now they were en route to New York where, regretfully, they would be too late for the Woodstock Festival. But first they had some theatre work to do.
In real life, Cynthia is Harriet Green, an actor who has played Anne Boleyn and the Virgin Mary on English television.
Today, up here in the sky, she is about to act in an inflight play commissioned by Icelandair to help celebrate its 80th anniversary. For this gig, Ms. Green is working for London's Gideon Reeling theatre company, which specializes in bespoke theatre projects.
As a passenger, my participation in this play is entirely voluntary: Those who want to hide under their headphones or a sleep mask are free to do so. Those of us who choose to play along wear a white plastic flower and find ourselves meeting a group of characters from across the decades. The play, titled Ahead of Time, includes both professional actors and, in support roles, Icelandair cabin crew members, who prepared for the production by volunteering to attend theatre camp.
And what a production it is. Richie (real name: Adam Redmore) brings out his guitar and leads the passengers in a sing-a-long of the Beatles' Love Me Do.
Valerie (Kathryn McGarr), posing as a power-flirt tour guide from the 1970s, keeps petting my arm and whispering secrets about the history of Icelandic air travel. Miss Lydia Bird Walton (actually Gideon Reeling's artistic director, Kate Hargreaves) is dressed in a tweedy skirt and bobby-pinned hair, and introduces herself as a Second World War transport plane pilot. She gives me a disapproving look when I can't remember, at one point in the proceedings, which branch of the service I am supposed to be in.
From one perspective, this interactive play in the clouds was a publicity stunt, part of a series of Icelandair dinners, concerts and other on-ground live events to mark their 80th year. And whether it will be repeated any time soon is uncertain.
Yet, it was devised as an experiment in response to a genuine issue on long-haul flights: boredom.
Before launching its anniversary event, Icelandair conducted a study of 9,000 American and European air passengers - and found that boredom was an extremely common complaint. Fully onethird of those passengers said they'd be more likely to choose an airline that offered free live entertainment.
And the Icelandic carrier is not the only airline experimenting with ways to keep passengers occupied while in transit. Since 2011, Dallas-based Southwest Air has offered a series of "pop-up concerts" on domestic flights, and recently signed an agreement with Warner Music Nashville to bring more music on board.
At any given time, according to the aviation-data company FlightAware, there are close to 10,000 planes with more than a million passengers in the air.
Keeping those people amused is not cheap. By 2020, some experts says, airlines are expected to more than double their spending on entertainment and "connectivity" - to about $9.3-billion.
Early flights had short films, and sometimes live entertainers: a singer, or maybe an accordionist. In 1936, the year before it blew up in a fireball, the Hindenburg airship featured a pianist playing Schubert and Strauss, and Lady Suzanne Wilkins singing I'm in the Mood for Love.
Since then, the battle against tedium has pressed ever onward.
The first featurelength inflight movie was shown in 1961 (the potboiler By Love Possessed with Lana Turner), made possible by a special sideways projector that could fit an entire film onto a single reel. The projector company's founder, David Flexer, told The New Yorker that the idea came "from my simply thinking one day, in flight, that air travel is both the most advanced form of transportation and the most boring."
In-seat audio and back-seat screens arrived in the late eighties, and video-ondemand by 1997.
Then came, albeit haltingly, the era of bring-your-own entertainment. The first WiFi on planes arrived back in 2004, and, after a bumpy decade or more, actually began working half-decently in the past couple of years. Pundits have declared that WiFi will soon mean the death knell for inflight TVs, which can cost $10,000 each, are heavy (adding to fuel costs) and quickly become outdated.
New ways of delivering non-live entertainment are on the way. In an interview, Seattle-based consultant Rory Briski, who is writing a book on the future of inflight entertainment, outlined a few things we'll see in the next decade or so. Among them: flexible (even foldable) screens that will cover your window shade or your tray table.
In fact, every part of the interior of an airplane could eventually be a screen: Imagine cameras, set around the outside of the plane, filming the world out there.
Now project those same images into the cabin and you'd have the impression of flying in a transparent glass tube. Or, if you prefer other environments, it could appear you were travelling through outer space.
And, Briski says, "Everyone is working on 3-D stereoscope projection in free air" - in other words, a world where threedimensional images would appear in front of you, no screen needed. He invites you, for example, to imagine Star Wars's R2-D2 and Princess Leia standing on your tray table.
He also sees a future of "gesture tracking" that would allow passengers to increase the volume on their headsets, or adjust their overhead light, with the wave of a hand. No more searching for buttons or getting caught up in wires - irritations that are their own version of boring.
Whatever the distraction provided, inflight entertainment is also about making people, in a broader sense, embrace the experience of flying. Passengers in economy (and to a certain extent, in better classes, too) are effectively held in a quasi-military, prisonlike environment, supervised by uniformed strangers. Improving the inflight experience, as U.S. carrier JetBlue puts it, is one part of putting "the humanity back in air travel" - and giving individual airlines an edge on the competition.
That might mean inflight theatre on Icelandair. Or, on Norwegian Air, which is based in a country known for relative gender equality, adding a female-driven comedy network to its inflight offerings: PYPO (Put Your Pretty On), founded by Emmy-winning Veep writer Stephanie Laing.
Indeed, screen offerings, at least in the short term, remain the go-to form of skyhigh distraction. On that front, some airlines aim for sheer breadth: Emirates offers 2,500 in-flight programs. Air Canada, with its 150 movies and 200 television shows, can't compete with that volume.
Still, it's clearly doing something right: Last year, the airline won an award for the quality of its "video curation" from the inflight industry group APEX (the Airline Passenger Experience Association).
The airline's curation team consists of two of its own employees plus a four-person team from Spafax, a so-called content-service provider. Spafax, which also works with Emirates, British Airways, American Airlines and Virgin America, is one of a handful of such companies that broker deals among Hollywood studios, film distributors and airlines.
In an interview, Andrew Shibata, Air Canada's managing director of brand, and Anton Vidgen, the company's creative director, said that it's nearly impossible to avoid offering bored flyers such Hollywood products as Wonder Woman and Baby Driver. But they aim to deliver Canadian content as well.
Along with offerings from the NFB and Air Canada's own annual EnRoute Short Film Festival, the airline adds an average of three new Canadian movies a month.
A recent addition was Long Time Running, Jennifer Baichwal and Nicholas de Pencier's documentary about Gord Downie and the Tragically Hip's cross-Canada good-bye tour. The airline also occasionally negotiates directly with filmmakers for bespoke fare, as it did in the case of a trilogy of documentaries commemorating Canada's Great War fliers, narrated by Dan Aykroyd and titled A Nation Soars.
The video curators watch a lot of material, in more than 20 languages, in order to keep up with consumers' tastes at home and abroad. In the Pacific region, for example, being on trend can mean offering the latest Korean viral pop video. "Everything," Shibata says, "starts with customer data."
And, of course, romantic movies have their own special status in the air: Mush brain at high altitudes is a phenomenon that's been documented in a Virgin Airways survey and has even been the subject of a Fresh Air episode on American National Public Radio: People fall for the sappiest stuff when they're miles from home, lost in the clouds. "There's something that happens at 30,000 feet," Shibata says, "where people want to have a good cry."
Did I dab a tear from my eye when Cynthia, Richie, Valerie and the rest of the cast of the Icelandair flight waved and called my name as I deplaned?
Maybe a small one (it might have been bigger, but airplanes, in my defence, are notoriously dehydrating).
Still, I knew by then that theatre in the sky has its limitations: The poor actors had to fight for attention with drink trolleys and washroom lineups. As for the audience: Yes, you could fasten an eye shade over your head, but you were deprived of the time-honoured joy of leaving the theatre in a huff.
More than anything, though, sitting through a sky-high play reminded me that travel shouldn't be all about fighting boredom while getting where you're going. It's ultimately also about discovering people. Ahead of Time was fun, but it was also a reminder of what's too often missing in long-distance travel these days: the human touch, even if those humans are merely play-acting.
The writer travelled as a guest of Icelandair.
It did not review or approve this article.
Icelandair staff, actors sing to passengers as they star in Ahead of Time, an immersive theatre production on a flight from London to New York in September.
PHOTOS BY TIM IRELAND/AP