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Surviving Survivor


After 12 weeks of episodes, it's down to the final four.  Who will walk off the beach with the million?  
And why on earth do we care?

TAKEN AS READ

SurvivorSucks.com: We just don't care

Thursday, July 20, 2000

The following is a disclaimer found at SurvivorSucks.com, a Web site dedicted to having fun with the TV show Survivor:

We at SurvivorSucks.com have ABSOLUTELY NO AFFILIATION WITH THE SHOW. We don't produce it, we don't air it, we don't star in it -- and we certainly have no control over it. We just make fun of it. So please don't e-mail us with your inane ramblings about network television in general, and Survivor specifically. We honestly don't give a fuck.

If you're an extreme athlete, and you think that Mark Burnett is a money-grubbing sell-out whore, we don't care;

If you're a homophobe, and you think that Richard is an abomination, we don't care;

If you're a white supremacist, and you think that Ramona and Gervase are plotting to overthrow the island, we don't care;

If you want to let the world know that you love B.B., and that "kids these days just don't understand," we don't care;

If you think the font size at the site is too small, and you're too dense to change the settings on your browser, we don't care;

If you're a Survivor crew member, and you're pissed at Mark Burnett because he spent the whole shoot playing golf on Borneo, we don't care; (Oh, wait! We DO care about that. Send more info in . . .)

And if you want to know how to apply for the show, two things: 1) you'll never make it, and 2) you're a masochistic dipshit.

If you fall into any of the above categories, DO NOT E-MAIL US. We simply don't care. Thank you for your understanding.

Now if you've got some inside info about the show, let's talk . . .


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