After 12 weeks of episodes, it's down to the final four.
Who will walk off the beach with the million?
And why on earth do we care?
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SurvivorSucks.com: We just don't care
Thursday, July 20, 2000
The following is a disclaimer found at SurvivorSucks.com, a Web site dedicted to having fun with the TV show Survivor:
We at SurvivorSucks.com have ABSOLUTELY NO AFFILIATION WITH THE SHOW. We don't produce it, we don't air it, we don't star in it -- and we certainly have no control over it. We just make fun of it. So please don't e-mail us with your inane ramblings about network television in general, and Survivor specifically. We honestly don't give a fuck.
If you're an extreme athlete, and you think that Mark Burnett is a money-grubbing sell-out whore, we don't care;
If you're a homophobe, and you think that Richard is an abomination, we don't care;
If you're a white supremacist, and you think that Ramona and Gervase are plotting to overthrow the island, we don't care;
If you want to let the world know that you love B.B., and that "kids these days just don't understand," we don't care;
If you think the font size at the site is too small, and you're too dense to change the settings on your browser, we don't care;
If you're a Survivor crew member, and you're pissed at Mark Burnett because he spent the whole shoot playing golf on Borneo, we don't care; (Oh, wait! We DO care about that. Send more info in . . .)
And if you want to know how to apply for the show, two things: 1) you'll never make it, and 2) you're a masochistic dipshit.
If you fall into any of the above categories, DO NOT E-MAIL US. We simply don't care. Thank you for your understanding.
Now if you've got some inside info about the show, let's talk . . .