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By Rob Carrick
Globe Investor Magazine, November 18, 2008
Illustration by Leif Parsons

You didn't marry your investment adviser, so what's to stop
you from breaking up if you're not happy? The hassles of
finding someone new to manage your money, for one thing.
You say you've lost money over the past year? Given the market
meltdown, that's probably not a firing offence. You say there's
been radio silence since he sold you a bunch of mutual funds
a couple of years ago, and that your portfolio is way out of sync
with the kind of investor you are? Now we may have a case.
In a bad year for the stock markets (such as this year), it's
a victory merely to have lost less than the major indexes. Only
if your portfolio has consistently underperformed do you have
strong grounds for firing your investment counsel. Here are
other leading indicators that you're stuck in a dysfunctional
financial relationship.
He has no time for you
There's no definitive amount of contact prescribed for advisers and clients, but
you should expect a face-to-face meeting once a year and periodic phone chats or
e-mail exchanges. Advisers tend to weigh the amount of attention they provide to clients according to the size of their accounts, which means that if you have an account in the high six figures or more,
you should be getting lots of TLC. (If you've got a tiny account and aren't adding new money, you may have trouble finding an adviser in the first place.) Smaller portfolios mean you will get less
attention, but that certainly doesn't mean you should be ignored.
When meeting with your adviser, expect more than polite chit-chat. You should receive an honest accounting of where your investments stand in terms of gains or losses, and verification that
your financial plan continues to meet your needs.
He ducks the tough questions
You should expect to hear from your broker
when the stock market tanks, even
if he just calls to explain what's going
on or attempts to deliver platitudes about
staying the course. A broker who has
been hiding during the financial meltdown
this fall is either taking you for
granted or is a coward who's afraid to
confront the carnage in your account.
What you want to hear from your adviser
in tough times is an explanation of how
your financial plan remains on track
despite any short-term setbacks. Advisers
can't be expected to get every call
they make right, but they should be correct
often enough that mistakes can be
acknowledged and discussed calmly to
put them in perspective.
He has no plan for you
If your adviser hasn't drafted a financial
plan for you, that's a very bad sign. When
you're young and just starting out, it
might be sufficient for him to merely set
up a portfolio of mutual funds. Once
you've got kids, a mortgage, a killer tax
bill and worries about funding your retirement,
you need a full financial plan,
including retirement, estate and tax
planning. The Financial Planner Standards
Counsel, which administers the
Certified Financial Planner (CFP) designation,
advocates a six-step financialplanning
process that includes the development
of a blueprint tailored to a
client's specific needs. Crafting such a
plan begins with your adviser taking the
time to get to understand you and your
financial needs through a conversation
in which he does lots of listening.
He's not growing with you
Failure, or inability, to meet your changing
needs is another reason to leave. It's
possible to simply outgrow a diligent but
small-time adviser as rising income increases
your need for specialized investment,
tax and estate-planning counsel.
It's nothing personal-you may just require
someone who has a more focused
set of skills, or works in a firm that has
experts in such areas as estate planning
or taxation.
Make your decision based on what
your adviser says and does, not the razzle-
dazzle he brings to the relationship.
Fancy offices, slick newsletters or the
occasional free lunch mean nothing to
your bottom line.
He puts his interests ahead of yours
Your adviser is almost begging to be fired
if he enriches himself at your expense.
Let's say you're a risk-averse, incomeoriented
investor and you learn that your
money has been put into equity funds
that have sagged badly in a market downturn.
Why would your adviser deliberately
disregard your wishes? The likely
answer is that equity funds pay a lot
more in commissions than bonds or
bond funds. Churning is another unforgivable
sin. Typically, this involves an
adviser who has discretion to initiate
trades in your account and then abuses
this trust by buying and selling strictly
to generate commission income.
You want to be on your own
There's another reason to dump your
adviser that has nothing to do with his
performance: to take over your own
portfolio as a do-it-yourself investor. If
you've got the savvy, time and confidence
to manage your own account, you stand
a good chance of making better returns
than your adviser can deliver. This is less
a matter of investing experience than of
fees and commissions. Do-it-yourself
investors can trade stocks for as little as
$5 to $10 a pop through an online broker,
and they can further reduce fees by
opting for exchange-traded funds over
mutual funds.
Fortunately, a financial breakup need
not get ugly. While it's a time-consuming
chore to come up with a new adviser,
it could hardly be easier to fire your old
one. In fact, you don't even have to do
the deed yourself. Just fill out an account
transfer form with your new money manager
and have him file the paperwork
on your behalf.
But before you make that drastic move,
consider whether there's hope of reconciliation
with your current adviser. If
you think so, then schedule a meeting
and raise your concerns. A heart-to-heart
talk may be all you two need to salvage
your troubled relationship.
1. What are your credentials?
THE RIGHT ANSWER
A widely known designation such as
Certified Financial Planner (CFP), Registered
Financial Planner (RFP) or Chartered Life
Underwriter (CLU)
THE WRONG ANSWER
Anything that suggests the adviser has
avoided committing the time and effort to
getting properly accredited(CLU)
2. How often will I hear from you?
THE RIGHT ANSWER
Something specific, as in one face-to-face
meeting per year plus a check-in phone
call or two(CLU)
THE WRONG ANSWER
Vague promises or, worse, anything that
suggests occasional newsletters will suffice
as client outreach
3. Can I talk to a couple of your clients to see how satisfied they are?
THE RIGHT ANSWER
"Sure. Here are some names"
THE WRONG ANSWER
Anything else
4. What would you like to know about me as a potential client?
THE RIGHT ANSWER
Lots of questions about your investing
background, tolerance for risk, goals,
aspirations and family situation
THE WRONG ANSWER
An apparent lack of interest in who you
are as an individual
5. What are some of your success stories?
THE RIGHT ANSWER
Stories about clients who are financially
comfortable thanks to good advice
THE WRONG ANSWER
Macho talk about stock- and
fund-picking home runs